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brb, off to have a misadventure in the Library of Congress

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eamo2747 said: I'm confused about what Beethoven was doing in the black composers post. He was German.

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whitepeoplestealingculture:

By golly gee! I keep forgetting that Black people didn’t exist until the Fresh Prince of Bel Air came on television! Or that Black people existed in anywhere else than Africa even with slavery going on :) My apologies.

Anyway, here’s proof that Beethoven was Black:

"… Said directly, Beethoven was a black man. Specifically, his mother was a Moor, that group of Muslim Northern Africans who conquered parts of Europe—making Spain their capital—for some 800 years.

In order to make such a substantial statement, presentation of verifiable evidence is compulsory. Let’s start with what some of Beethoven’s contemporaries and biographers say about his brown complexion:

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(Louis Letronne, Beethoven, 1814, pencil drawing.)

"Frederick Hertz, German anthropologist, used these terms to describe him: ‘Negroid traits, dark skin, flat, thick nose.’

Emil Ludwig, in his book ‘Beethoven,’ says: ‘His face reveals no trace of the German. He was so dark that people dubbed him Spagnol [dark-skinned].’

Fanny Giannatasio del Rio, in her book ‘An Unrequited Love: An Episode in the Life of Beethoven,’ wrote ‘His somewhat flat broad nose and rather wide mouth, his small piercing eyes and swarthy [dark] complexion, pockmarked into the bargain, gave him a strong resemblance to a mulatto.’

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Beethoven’s death mask: profile and full face

C. Czerny stated, ‘His beard—he had not shaved for several days—made the lower part of his already brown face still darker.’

Following are one word descriptions of Beethoven from various writers: Grillparzer, ‘dark’; Bettina von Armin, ‘brown’; Schindler, ‘red and brown’; Rellstab, ‘brownish’; Gelinek, ‘short, dark.’

In Alexander Thayer’s Life of Beethoven, vol.1, p. 134,  the author states, “there is none of that obscurity which exalts one to write history as he would have it and not as it really was. The facts are too patent.” On this same page, he states that the German composer Franz Josef Haydn was referred to as a “Moor” by Prince Esterhazy, and Beethoven had “even more of the Moor in his looks.’ On p. 72, a Beethoven contemporary, Gottfried Fischer, describes him as round-nosed and of dark complexion. Also, he was called ‘der Spagnol’ (the Spaniard).

Other “patent” sources, of which there are many, include, but are not limited to, Beethoven by Maynard Solomon, p.78. He is described as having “thick, bristly coal-black hair” (in today’s parlance, we proudly call it ‘kinky’) and a ‘ruddy-complexioned face.’ In   Beethoven:  His Life and Times by Artes Orga, p.72, Beethoven’s pupil, Carl Czerny of the ‘School of Velocity’ fame, recalls that Beethoven’s ‘coal-black hair, cut a la Titus, stood up around his head [sounds almost like an Afro].  His black beard…darkened the lower part of his dark-complexioned face.’

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Engraving by Blasius Hofel, Beethoven, 1814, color facsimile of engraving after a pencil drawing by Louis Letronne. This engraving was regarded in Beethoven’s circle as particularly lifelike. Beethoven himself thought highly of it, and gave several copies to his friends.

Beethoven, the Black Spaniard

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They whitewashed BEETHOVEN?  O_O

Thank you, history/fact-checking Tumblr.

I now feel the need to go burn every white-skinned image of Beethoven I can find.

beethoven was totally black! how do people not know this?

jk because erasure

I have been playing Beethoven’s music for 10+ years now and had absolutely no idea he was black.
My life has been a lie.

OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT.

I HAVE A BACHELOR DEGREE IN MUSIC, MY MAJOR WAS “MUSIC HISTORY, THEORY, AND LITERATURE”

I TOOK MULTIPLE CLASSES SPECIFICALLY IN BEETHOVEN’S STRING QUARTETS AND MY SCHOOL HAD AN INTERNATIONAL BEETHOVEN SYMPOSIUM WHERE THERE WERE PAPERS ON THINGS LIKE THE KIND OF FUCKING PAAAAAAPER HE DID HIS MANUSCRIPTS ON, IN DIFFERENT CITIES, TO SEE WHERE AND WHEN HE WROTE SPECIFIC SNIPPETS OF MUSIC.

NEVER IN MY EDUCATION OR READINGS DID I EITHER

A) NOTICE THIS

B) WAS SPECIFICALLY TOLD THIS.

I think there’s a combination of systemic racism in this, and my own internalized racism. I have, in fact, read Maynard Solomon’s biography and didn’t pick up on this. I have read the Czerny sources as well. My Beethoven teacher (Bill Kinderman) is one of the top Beethoven scholars in the world, and I don’t remember hearing any of this from him.

I even did a semester of graduate work in musicology, specifically focusing on the Beethoven string quartets (I really fucking love those things) and we never spoke about this.

I cannot say I am in any way surprised at this. I am embarrassed, angry, and upset that this was erased from my DECADES of music education.

Which doesn’t surprise me at all, because classical music is very specifically in our culture for white people, especially men, especially upper class white men.

Oof, this one is going to take a while to fully fucking digest, I am in angry tears.

Holy shit. One of the greatest musical minds of all time and he got whitewashed.

The truth needs to be spread.

Johnny Carson voice: “I did not know that.”

This isn’t the first time that I’ve read on tumblr that Beethoven was black, but I feel compelled to reblog it now because casually scrolling past evidence of erasure and noting it is not enough. I’d love to see a documentary about this.

Holy. Shit.

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
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What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
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A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
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Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

nikolaecuza:

danosaurs-and-philions:

im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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dunflower:

u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along

bthny:


ursulatheseabitchh:
50 Songs; 50 Nicki Verses:
// MonsterKanye West // Love MoreChris Brown // LowJuicy J // I Ain’t ThruKeyshia Cole //Make Me Proud Drake //Out of My Mind B.o.B //Raining Men Rihanna //Up Out My Face (Remix) Mariah Carey //Get Like Me Nelly //Roger That Young Money // So Bad Cam’ron //Somebody Else Mario // Take it to the Head DJ Khaled //My Chick Bad Ludacris //Tapout Rich Gang // Woohoo Christina Aguilera //Tonight I’m Getting Over You (Remix) Carly Rae Jepsen //True Colors Wiz Khaifa //Up All Night Drake //Where Dem Girls At David Guetta //Bottoms Up Trey Songz //She Came to Give it to You Usher //Till the World Ends (Femme Fatale Remix) Britney Spears //Whip My Hair (Remix) Willow Smith //#twerkit Busta Rhymes //5 Star Bitch (Remix) Yo Gotti //2012 Jay Sean //All I Do is Win (Remix) DJ Khaled //Fireball Willow Smith //Bang Bang Jessie J //Beauty and a Beat Justin Bieber //Give Me All Your Luvin’ Madonna //Teqkilla (Remix) M.I.A. //Clappers Wale //Shakin’ it 4 Daddy Robin Thicke //Livin’ it Up Ciara //Dance (A$$) (Remix) Big Sean //I’m Out Ciara //Entertainment 2.0 Sean Paul //Flawless (Remix) Beyonce //I Luv Dem Strippers 2Chainz //Freaks French Montana // Get Low Waka Flocka Flame //Lil’ Freak Usher //the Creep the Lonely Island //Girl on Fire (Inferno Version) Alicia Keys //Dark Fantasy Kanye West // Hands Up Swizz Beatz //Born Stunna (Remix) Birdman //In My Head (Remix) Jason Derulo //

I needed this

bthny:

ursulatheseabitchh:

50 Songs; 50 Nicki Verses:

// MonsterKanye West // Love MoreChris Brown // LowJuicy J // I Ain’t ThruKeyshia Cole //Make Me Proud Drake //Out of My Mind B.o.B //Raining Men Rihanna //Up Out My Face (Remix) Mariah Carey //Get Like Me Nelly //Roger That Young Money // So Bad Cam’ron //Somebody Else Mario // Take it to the Head DJ Khaled //My Chick Bad Ludacris //Tapout Rich Gang // Woohoo Christina Aguilera //Tonight I’m Getting Over You (Remix) Carly Rae Jepsen //True Colors Wiz Khaifa //Up All Night Drake //Where Dem Girls At David Guetta //Bottoms Up Trey Songz //She Came to Give it to You Usher //Till the World Ends (Femme Fatale Remix) Britney Spears //Whip My Hair (Remix) Willow Smith //#twerkit Busta Rhymes //5 Star Bitch (Remix) Yo Gotti //2012 Jay Sean //All I Do is Win (Remix) DJ Khaled //Fireball Willow Smith //Bang Bang Jessie J //Beauty and a Beat Justin Bieber //Give Me All Your Luvin’ Madonna //Teqkilla (Remix) M.I.A. //Clappers Wale //Shakin’ it 4 Daddy Robin Thicke //Livin’ it Up Ciara //Dance (A$$) (Remix) Big Sean //I’m Out Ciara //Entertainment 2.0 Sean Paul //Flawless (Remix) Beyonce //I Luv Dem Strippers 2Chainz //Freaks French Montana // Get Low Waka Flocka Flame //Lil’ Freak Usher //the Creep the Lonely Island //Girl on Fire (Inferno Version) Alicia Keys //Dark Fantasy Kanye West // Hands Up Swizz Beatz //Born Stunna (Remix) Birdman //In My Head (Remix) Jason Derulo //

I needed this

  

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everyonelovesrobots:

Oh dear god what have I done…

why

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crying

Reblogging it again because I just was scrolling through my dash on my phone and saw it and pressed play and my brother gave me the dirtiest look and I just said “wait for it” and then I laughed and he stared in horror

That was fun

oH MY GOD

i’m gonna throw this on my playlist that i put on in the car and just wait for it to come on shuffle one day and wait for the looks of sheer hatred to come over everyone’s face.

[war flashbacks]

I..I …I…just ITS GODDAMN 11pm HERE AND I WOKE UP THE WHOLE HOUSE WITH MY LAUGHTER.

I am on mobile and ITS NOT EFFING LOADING

OH. MY. GOD

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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thagal:

it’s annoying because skinny girls never ride for thick or fat girls EVER, never reblog pictures of them or mention shit bout body positivity and uplifting the spirits of thick and fat girls like I never see y’all advocating for curves and extra fat on the thighs or hips or anything but when Nicki goes “Fuck skinny bitches” y’all are suddenly activists for self-image and body positivity? get gone you fakes and liars. Fuck all y’all